This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings dry humor and cozy comfort together. A laid-back frog, mug in hand, stands amid cattails with the line “Emotionally unavailable, but the pond is open.” The muted, washed-in color and soft texture from the post-construction dyeing give the shirt a worn-in, comfortable feel that settles into your rotation. Cut with a relaxed fit and no side seams, it drapes naturally and resists distortion. Wear it for slow mornings, low-key hangouts, or when you need an introvert-friendly statement that still gets a laugh.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and double-needle stitched seams
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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