A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that feels lived-in from the first wear. The front shows a confident raccoon holding a steaming mug with the cheeky line “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” That small, wry moment turns an everyday shirt into something you reach for on slow mornings, weekend coffee runs, or low-key hangouts. The heavyweight cotton and soft, washed color give it a worn-in comfort that layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a statement. It sits comfortably loose across the shoulders and drapes in a way that makes the slogan feel like a casual, familiar voice rather than a shout. Wear it when you want to smile at yourself and start conversations without saying much.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
– Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
– Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 62 colors
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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